Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

how do yall just… drink soda every day??? how do you do that?? like… that doesnt hurt?

My blood has been completely replaced by cherry coke don’t even try me

me , in any public place : Who Here Has A Crush On Me ?

i want an “i flexed and the sleeves fell off” shirt except its a long sleeve shirt and the sleeves are definitely still on it

my happy face listening to my teachers in their lessons

ing die